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Mastering the Art of Pick-up Lines

May 16, 2008

Although Alibata is part of the Filipino heritage, the modern day Juan is not familiar with these characters nor can he translate them. When I had these characters inked on my left hand (whose meaning I would never tell), it opened the doors to the mastery of various pick-up lines. Here are a few things I told people who were curious to know what the white Alibata characters meant.

My MOM, who gets agitated each time I get inked: "Rebecca" (My mom’s name is Rebecca)

Atty Lazo, AUSL’s Dean of Admissions: "Law School Vixen"

Khalid Gunting: "Wish you were Christian." (He’s Muslim.)

John: "Wish you were single. Wish I were too." (He’s married with kids.)

Starbucks barrista: "The best mistake you’ll ever make." (She didn’t get it.)

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